Sep 20, 2008

When You Wish Upon A Star

I have huge, gigantic, tremendously colossal news.

But I'm not gonna tell you until the end of the blog.

And for all of you who scroll down just to read the end first, you are losers.

First things first...it's what you all have been wishing for...a not so great picture of me in my uniform:
It is neither a good picture nor is it an attractive one. Look closely to see the chickens on my skirt...Blech.

So. On to my news.

I met someone.

Someone great.

And no. It is not my gay NASA friend.

I met...

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.


In the flesh. And totally 100% for real and verified.

Starting in September, Magic Kingdom hosts a series of Not-So-Scary Halloween parties and apparently, they have a contract with Johnny that he will make appearances as Captain Jack in 3 of them. None of the guests know about him - if they ask to take pictures with him, he has to decline it - but he just looks like a guy who spent a couple hundred dollars to look like real thing.

And this is how my interaction went with him:

Jessica: "Hey, Captain Jack!"
Johnny Depp: " 'Ello mate!

That was pretty much the extent of it. I did a double take when I saw him and was only like 97% sure it was him (I could only imagine, right?) but when I talked to my manager about it, she told me that it was definitely him.

I know. Even I'm pretty much jealous of my own life right now.

This even tops meeting Caspian. Who could have guessed that life would be so great??

Sorry for making you all jealous (but not really...)
- Jessica

If it makes you hate me any less, I still haven't met the people I really want to meet.

And that would be the Jonas Brothers ;)

6 comments:

Andrew said...

Hahahaha. That is the best uniform ever. You're probably getting hit on like crazy.

Good job meeting Johnny Depp.
And good job not meeting those other idiots.

Lizzi said...

Oh....my....gosh....

I'm about to cry just that I know someone who met him. I don't care how pathetic I sound, those who know me understand. I'm ridiculously jealous and I do wish you had given him my contact info, but it's ok, we're bound to meet eventually...I believe it...

Erika said...

jessica. you look hot. ;)

and you already know how jealous i am of you.

paul the wall said...

You should make that pic of you in your uniform your profile pic.

E said...

And yet even with that uniform you still manage to get hit on by all the creepy guys in a 50 yard radius right?

kate.yo said...

i searched 'big mellens' in google. and got here. ;)