I have huge, gigantic, tremendously colossal news.
But I'm not gonna tell you until the end of the blog.
And for all of you who scroll down just to read the end first, you are losers.
First things first...it's what you all have been wishing for...a not so great picture of me in my uniform:
It is neither a good picture nor is it an attractive one. Look closely to see the chickens on my skirt...Blech.
So. On to my news.
I met someone.
And no. It is not my gay NASA friend.
Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.
In the flesh. And totally 100% for real and verified.
Starting in September, Magic Kingdom hosts a series of Not-So-Scary Halloween parties and apparently, they have a contract with Johnny that he will make appearances as Captain Jack in 3 of them. None of the guests know about him - if they ask to take pictures with him, he has to decline it - but he just looks like a guy who spent a couple hundred dollars to look like real thing.
And this is how my interaction went with him:
Jessica: "Hey, Captain Jack!"
Johnny Depp: " 'Ello mate!
That was pretty much the extent of it. I did a double take when I saw him and was only like 97% sure it was him (I could only imagine, right?) but when I talked to my manager about it, she told me that it was definitely him.
I know. Even I'm pretty much jealous of my own life right now.
This even tops meeting Caspian. Who could have guessed that life would be so great??
Sorry for making you all jealous (but not really...)
If it makes you hate me any less, I still haven't met the people I really want to meet.
And that would be the Jonas Brothers ;)