Ok.Here goes.
Snow White:
I have to pick up after little midgets all day long. They throw crap all over my stores and I have to pick up after them with a smile.
Ariel:
Since being sick, I've lost my voice. Twice. I tell guests in Fantasyland that Ursula stole my voice because I'm too pretty and she got jealous.
Aurora (a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty):I sleep all the time. When I'm not working, I'm sleeping.
Jasmine:
A man whom I had never met before saved me from getting my hand chopped off. No, it wasn't in the marketplace, and it wasn't with a knife, but it was in the back stockroom with stacks of strollers that almost smashed my hand.
Cinderella:When I get home, I clean for those who live in my house and won't do it themselves (not mentioning names...)
Pocahontas:
I live in North America and am part Native American...I know it's a stretch, but it works.
Gisele:I have started singing things when they should be spoken.
Belle (last, but not least, and certainly still my favorite):
I live an average life and read books. I am extraordinarily beautiful and am destined for something more.
I know. Now that you have the proof, it's kind of hard not to see me as a Disney Princess, huh?
- Jessica
6 comments:
haha. the reason why you are like jasmine is quite the stretch too. you nerd.
i love you.
I totally get it.
JM
You forgot about Mulan.
And people might think you're conceited after reading this.
Not to mention you have mopped floors while singing "sweet nightingale."
But alas, that was in a long, long time ago in a land far, far away. And so far you have lived happily ever after.
Love your handsome prince!
I totally believe this.
Jessica, you crack me up. You're so creative. I love it!
=)
it's kind of hard to not see you as conceited...
;). sike. if you got it, flaunt it. recognize!
and. WHO THE HECK IS YOUR HANDSOME PRINCE?! (panic attack, yes).
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