I know some of you may scoff at me, but I've come up with some for real reasons why I should be a Disney Princess - I'm a montage of them, so it makes sense.
I have to pick up after little midgets all day long. They throw crap all over my stores and I have to pick up after them with a smile.
Since being sick, I've lost my voice. Twice. I tell guests in Fantasyland that Ursula stole my voice because I'm too pretty and she got jealous.
Aurora (a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty):
I sleep all the time. When I'm not working, I'm sleeping.
A man whom I had never met before saved me from getting my hand chopped off. No, it wasn't in the marketplace, and it wasn't with a knife, but it was in the back stockroom with stacks of strollers that almost smashed my hand.
When I get home, I clean for those who live in my house and won't do it themselves (not mentioning names...)
I live in North America and am part Native American...I know it's a stretch, but it works.
I have started singing things when they should be spoken.
Belle (last, but not least, and certainly still my favorite):
I live an average life and read books. I am extraordinarily beautiful and am destined for something more.
I know. Now that you have the proof, it's kind of hard not to see me as a Disney Princess, huh?